American civil religion
Our President which art in Washington,
May the U.S. empire be called after thy name.
Thy military come. Thy war be done in Iran, as it is in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Give us this day our daily battle.
And forgive us our pacifism, as we ridicule the critics of your wars.
And lead us into combat, but deliver us from Muslims:
For thine is the army, and the navy, and the air force, until your term is up. Amen.
At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy theorist nut, I’m seriously beginning to wonder whether George Bush is not the most convincing contender for “the Antichrist” that we’ve seen for a long time.
Anyway, check The Predident’s Prayer to see who wrote it and why.